![]() ![]() ![]() “Well, looks like someone has luck on their side around here.” Came a female voice that grabbed his attention. Looks like his luck was changing for once… Watching the slots finish spinning, he's pleasantly surprised when all three end up in the winning line row of being stacks of refined Eridium bricks, the slot in the machine popping open and a big stack being presented as a prize that with a smile he collected. At least Mordecai wasn't as unsettling as the appearing and vanishing to and from shadows Zer0, or being made to repeatedly punch sheets of metal as “training” by Brick. Needless to say, Samuel would enjoy this “vacation” a lot more if he wasn't being watched all the time. Right now, the duty of keeping watch had gone to Mordecai – and while the known to enjoy a drink or dozen Sniper didn't appear from the slumped way he was watching Samuel from across the bar to be enjoying this job, he knew better as did all to get on the bad side of the powerful Siren. ![]() ![]() However, to ensure he did not get into any “trouble” - and by that of course we mean more naughty meetings with any females – he was being put under a constant watch almost around the clock from when he left his home in Sanctuary until he returned. On the one hand, as Samuel just noted, he was happy to not have his life be in danger from the many perils of the Borderlands. Booze-Sniper watching over me.” He comments as he puts his hand onto the lever of it to haul it down and send the slots spinning.Īs a result of his recent “actions” as Lilith referred to them as – meaning Samuel's seemingly constant conquests of Pandora's most attractive women in all too easy and shameless fashion – he was being forced to stay on “extended leave” of Vault Hunting duties while the other, more experienced (and unlikely to spend time fucking instead of the missions they're supposed to be doing) team members took care of things. “Well, at least this sure beats getting shot at.” Samuel, the still in-training and reluctant Vault Hunter says under his breath, putting in another stack of money into one of the slot machines at Mad Moxxi's bar. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence.įeaturing: Fiona (Tales from the Borderlands episodic game) All we know for certain is that this vending machine offers top-tier Legendary loot and will be hidden in a new location each week (though you won't need to scour any DLC areas as it only appears in zones from the base campaign).WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the video games, characters, developers etc depicted within. No take-backsies!Īs for Maurice's Black Market Vending Machine, everyone's favorite Saurian is surprisingly tight-lipped on the subject. But buyer beware: when using Crazy Earl's Reroll, the replacement Anointment you get is entirely up to Crazy Earl, and you can't revert back to your previous Anointment. By rerolling the Anointment on your favorite pieces of gear, you can create the most optimized loadout imaginable and become the envy of all your fellow Vault Hunters. By spending some of your precious Eridium, Crazy Earl's contraption will replace the existing Anointment on an item.Īnointments are powerful effects attached to some items that can unlock the full potential of your character build. You'll find this machine near Crazy Earl's reclusive residence in the cargo bay of Sanctuary III, right across from the Veteran Rewards vending machine. But if that wasn’t enough, there are two additions coming free for all players! As part of an update going live alongside Director's Cut on April 8, two new machines are being added to the base game: Crazy Earl's Reroll and Maurice's Black Market Vending Machine.Ĭrazy Earl's Reroll is a huge boon to Vault Hunters looking to get the most out of their gear. The Director’s Cut add-on brings all new ways to play Borderlands 3, including a monstrous raid boss, new story missions, Vault Cards with daily and weekly challenges, and behind-the-scenes content. Coinciding with the release of Director's Cut on April 8, check out these new additions coming to Borderlands 3 ! ![]()
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